German for Beginners

Isch mach dish krankenhaus.
gets you into trouble
Willst du Urban?
same as above
Einmal ohne, pommes mayo
gets you something to eat
Ich bin in der mood für love
might get you laid
Kiss me kindl
might get you laid in neukölln
Be aware of ordering a “Berliner”
Everywhere else in the world you would get some pastry, but in Berlin you might at least get a beer or two. To get what you want, and to make it even more confusing, order “Pfannkuchen” (pan cakes). To get pan cakes order “Eierkuchen” (egg cakes). Allet klar?
Alter (“ahltuh”)
“old man” a term of endearment
Dicke (“digga”)
“fatty” used most often in combination with “alter”
Na?
“What’s up” in berliner dialect.  the usual answer is “na?”
Ja (“yes”)
the answer to 95% of things said to you to avoid detection that you are a foreigner.
Atze
Someones older brother. Often used in conjunction with Peng!
Keule
Someones younger brother.
Icke
the opposite of you
Ja wie jetze?
…what the fuck…!!!
musste ma kiek’n
take a look
schrippen
bread rolls
Späti
A place where you can buy anything at anytime. Some let you take your bike inside, if you don’t own a lock!
Actually “Spätverkauf”, but the Berliners love to belittle things. See Köpi, Görli, Boxi, Stutti, Kutschi, Potse, …

If you don't have a lock, bring your bike inside!

To learn some berlin speak check out these wikipedia articles(german required.)