Future Alumni of ECMC 2009,
It should come as no surprise that I would be back on the wire
to signal the end of the 50 euro pre-registration fee.
However,
A timid delegation from the Bleeding Hearts Bike Gang appeared
at the front gate to my mansion this morning bearing pathetic
handmade gifts and shamelessly pleading for an extension of the
50 euro fee.
The Bleeding Hearts, having had the foresight (no doubt earned from
experience) to remain OUTSIDE the gates, and thus rendering pointless the routine
exercise of releasing the hounds, were able - with no small help from a repellent
orphan girl (at least i think it was a girl) playing harmonica and accordian
simultaneously, and meagrely hopping on her one leg- to petition at length for my charity.
The intense pain and nausea brought on by this display - combined with the attendant aftereffects of the last nights’ depravity - required that the rabble leave not on the order of their going, but go at once.
Feigning munificence, I conceded to their demands and off they went, humming a peasant dirge, and evoking memories of happier days in the past where such displays preceded commands to discharge the contents of the water cannon.
Quietly swearing an oath of reprisal, I melted back into the shadows of the house, but not before I used a large stone to take advantage of the one-legged girl who had fallen behind the others; the hit and her fall produced a satisfying combination of sounds that caused one of my footmen, in his mirth, to lose composure and smile.
(the footman was summarily flogged and dismissed)
In other words “y’all”, the 50 euro entry has been extended one month until May 16.
After that, we will take your first born.
Regards,
Count Bregula vom Berlinstein
Posted by bregan on
April
22nd,
2009.
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